Can't speak english?

An oldie but still goodie ... heheheeee ....


No Speak English


A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman and they lived happily in
Toronto . The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did manage
to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had
to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy chicken legs. She
didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, clucked
like a chicken and lifted up her skirt to show her thighs, her butcer got
the message, and gave her
the chicken legs.

Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to
say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to
show the butcher her breasts.
The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken breasts.

On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.
Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to the
store...








(Please scroll down.)










What were you thinking?
Hellooooooo, her husband
speaks English!
Now get back to your emails.